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  • November18th

    Brand New Boobies Burlesque – Our Big Graduation Show!

    Posted in: Upcoming Events

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    Nov 29th, Felicita’s Pub

    I’ve been teaching some incredible men and woman the fine art of the Bump and Grind.

    I have a new graduating class of starlets from my Learn to Love Your Jiggly Bitts Series and, for the FIRST TIME EVER, a graduating class from my brand new Gentlemanly Art of Boylesque class.

    I am so very proud of my students! Please come and cheer them on during their very first show –  Brand New Boobies on November 29th
    Click HERE for Details

    You Can Take Classes with us too. 

    Ladies – Learn to Love your Jiggly Bitts – Starts January 7th
    Gents – Gentlemanly Art or Boylesque – Starts January 8th

    Gettin Posie with Rosie - A day of indulgence, fun, and a sexy Pin Up photo shoot.

     

  • August9th

    Fresh from The Sexy Factory – 2013

    Posted in: Upcoming Events

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    Victoria’s 2nd Annual Festival of Sexy, Cutting Edge New Work is BACK!!

    4 Shows over 2 Days.

    This year we have:

    Travis Bernhardt: DirtyTricks

    2012 Victoria Pick of Fringe WINNER

    Travis Bernhardt Dirty Tricks

    Travis Bernhardt, creator of Lies! (the 2012 Victoria Pick of the Fringe winner), and last in Victoria for Rosie Bitts’ Manscape show, presents a magic show mostly unencumbered by propriety or good taste. Marvel at credibility straining feats, the likes of which you’ve never seen! Not exactly miracles—more like: Dirty Tricks.

    Shirley Gnome

    Fresh from her run at The Edinburgh Fringe Festival

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    Singing her special brand of crass and absurd c*untry music, Shirley Gnome belts out original tunes about the embarrassing, hilarious, and titillating adventures of bodies colliding. Her songs are smothered in explicit language and racy humour, but sung with the voice of an angel dry-humping a cloud. Sometimes tongue-in-cheek, other times insightful and honest, Shirley weaves a live show that has people in hysterics – often in spite of themselves. Winner of The People’s Champ of Comedy 2012, Canada’s largest cash prize ($20,000) comedy competition.

    The Fabulous Miss Rosie Bitts

    This year, multi award winning performer and Sexy Factory’s own impresario Rosie Bitts has 2 selections:

    Stories of Love and Passion.

    MRB_7064_01-t Here’s your one-time-only opportunity to be part of the process and enjoy being the audience who gets a sneak peek at Rosie’s new solo show. In this special workshop performance, Rosie will take you on a journey through stories filled with sex, love, and passion–some heartbreaking, some hilarious, and most a little bit taboo.

    With accompaniment by Jeff Poynter

    The show will be presented as a staged reading

    Rosie’s Bitts of Tease Cabaret.

    BoT-Cabaret-poster-blank After a highly successful island tour, Rosie is bringing her raucously fun, always bawdy and SEXY cabaret show to Victoria. Song, Dance, Comedy and Sexy Girls!!

    With Special Guests: Vava Vunderbust, Chastity Twist and Delilah D’Lish 
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  • July5th

    The Lady Corsairs Release Party!

    Posted in: Past Events

    VolumeoneNGR Arr, maties! Get yerselves ready for a super-special edition of Naked Girls Reading in Victoria!

    As ye all may know, Rosie and Mr. Bitts have been hard at work writin’ erotica in their spare time (somethin’ that requires a great deal of practice!).

    To celebrate the release of the paperback edition of the Bitts’ ‘The Lady Corsairs Volume 1′, July 28th is the date to mark on yer calendar for the special release party featuring Naked Girls Reading.

    Join us at Casa Bitts for naked readings from this collection of romantic pirate adventure erotica by the author (that’d be Rosie…ain’t no one wants to see Mr. Bitts read naked!), Ella Love, Florence Fatale, and Lady Muse, along with other book release shenanigans.

    Tickets are $25 each exclusively online and include the readings, snacks, refreshments, after reading party, and a signed copy of the book.

    All guests are encouraged to dress in their best pirate or pirate wench gear for a chance to win prizes, and feel free to talk like a pirate all night if ye like. Arrr!

    Only 25 tickets available for this exclusive engagement, so get yours early! Ticket purchasers will be emailed address.

    Doors at 7:30pm, party begins at 8pm sharp!

    http://ladycorsairs.eventbrite.ca/

  • June13th

    Rosie’s Cabaret on the Road

    Posted in: Past Events

    Rosie’s Bitts of Tease Cabaret is coming to Tofino, PortAlberni, Cumberland, and Nanaimo, June 20-23!

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    Rosie’s Bitts of Tease Cabaret is in the genre of an old school cabaret and burlesque show. There are beautiful girls performing both Neo and Classic burlesque, an MC poking fun at social conventions, and naughty jazz and blues sung by Miss Rosie Bitts. Audiences can expect a fun night of Comedy, Burlesque and Fabulous Music!

    The show is headlined by Multi Award winning performer, producer, writer and singer Miss Rosie Bitts and Neo Burlesque darling Vava Vunderbust and will introduce 2 new Burlesque Starlets and dancers Chasity Twist and Delilah D’lish.

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    TOUR DATES:
    Tofino Legion- June 20
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    Port Alberni Fringe Festival- June 21
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    Cumberland- The Waverly- June 22
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    Nanaimo- The Queens- June 23 with special guest Lalani Electrica
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  • May14th

    Still Tickets Left for Giggles & Jiggles on May 17

    Posted in: Past Events

    Since people learned how to laugh and women decided to take off their clothes, Burlesque and Comedy have gone together like stilettos and stockings or moustaches and creeps. Think Lenny Bruce and Hot Honey Harlow, or Gypsy Rose Lee and the Baggy Pants Boys, but as burlesque has evolved, the classic pairing sadly drifted apart.

    May 17 Giggles & Jiggles

    May 17
    Giggles & Jiggles

    FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY, Miss Rosie Bitts is workin’ it Old School. Four movers and shakers on Victoria’s Comedy scene—all fresh from their SOLD OUT run as part of the Open Mikers with Mike Delamont—join three of Canada’s HOTTEST NEO-BURLESQUE performers. Alain Williams, Darcy Collins, Duncan Polson, and Shawn O’Hara provide the giggles, while The Lady Josephine from Montreal, Vancouver’s Vava VunderBust, and Victoria’s own Silk. E. Gunz from the Cheesecake Burlesque Revue supply the jiggles. With the Cheeky and Sometimes Scandalous Miss Rosie Bitts hosting, it’s a perfect opportunity to spend a night getting Hot and Bothered AND Laughing till your sides hurt!
    Tickets $20 in advance/$25 at the door

    2 SHOWS: 7:30pm and 9:30pm at Intrepid Theater Club 1609 Blanshard St.

    Eventbrite: http://gandj.eventbrite.ca/

     

  • May2nd

    May 26 – The Art Of Sexy. June 9 – The Passion Talks

    Posted in: Classes, Past Events

    The Art of Sexy

    May 26

    10:30am-5:30pm

    Sexy, workshop, women, women's studiesWhat if I told you,
    you can be whoever you desire to be?
    What if I told you,
    you are one class away from embracing your body and being the sexy, powerful women you truly are?

    Sexy is a state of being.
    It is the core of your personal power, what sets you on fire, what draws people to you. It is something that already resides within you and only needs space and safety to fully bloom.

    In The Art of Sexy, Rosie teaches from her heart what she has learned during her practice as a burlesque performer and teacher. She has coached hundreds of women and watched their ‘sexy’ blossom.
    Let go of old limiting beliefs, love your body and be the passionate, sexy woman you want to be.
    Join Rosie for a Fun and inspirational full day class where you will let go of old ideas, start to truly love your body and redefine Sexy to include the Fabulousness that you already are.

    Special introductory class price $135

    Register at: www.artofsexy.eventbrite.ca

    Victoria location T.B.A.

    The Passion Talks: How to Make your Art your Business
    June 9
    10:30am-5:30pm

    You are a performer…an artist…a writer…a musician. You put years into being the artist, writer, performer, art, make your art your business, workshop best you can be, honing your craft, learning moves and techniques, practicing and rehearsing to produce the best possible show or product you can. You write a book, compose a concerto, cut a CD, choreograph a number.
    Now what?
    Most creatives would love nothing more than to make their art their business and actually earn a living doing something they love. The problem is that none of the dance classes, art or music lessons, workshops, seminars, books or online courses taught you anything about business.
    It’s time to ask for help.
    Workshop includes:
    -Getting into the nitty gritty of what you want to accomplish
    -Pin Point what your unique gifts are
    -Find Your Niche
    -Branding: what works, what doesn’t, how do you want to be seen
    -Setting goals that you can use as a jumping off point for your Business PlanOR creating new goals to propel your business forward
    -Sponsorship- what it is and how to create great sponsorship relationships
    -Marketing- how to get started
    -Be a Media Darling- writing great press releases and getting the media to notice what you are doing.
    -Brainstorm Session to create 5-10 ideas for different income streams that can come from your business

    This course offers a wealth of practical information, worksheets to bring home and a reading/resource list of helpful online blogs, websites and books


    $200

    Register at: www.passiontalksvictoria.eventbrite.ca

    Victoria location T.B.A.

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