Miss Rosie Bitts
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  • May14th

    Since people learned how to laugh and women decided to take off their clothes, Burlesque and Comedy have gone together like stilettos and stockings or moustaches and creeps. Think Lenny Bruce and Hot Honey Harlow, or Gypsy Rose Lee and the Baggy Pants Boys, but as burlesque has evolved, the classic pairing sadly drifted apart.

    May 17 Giggles & Jiggles

    May 17
    Giggles & Jiggles

    FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY, Miss Rosie Bitts is workin’ it Old School. Four movers and shakers on Victoria’s Comedy scene—all fresh from their SOLD OUT run as part of the Open Mikers with Mike Delamont—join three of Canada’s HOTTEST NEO-BURLESQUE performers. Alain Williams, Darcy Collins, Duncan Polson, and Shawn O’Hara provide the giggles, while The Lady Josephine from Montreal, Vancouver’s Vava VunderBust, and Victoria’s own Silk. E. Gunz from the Cheesecake Burlesque Revue supply the jiggles. With the Cheeky and Sometimes Scandalous Miss Rosie Bitts hosting, it’s a perfect opportunity to spend a night getting Hot and Bothered AND Laughing till your sides hurt!
    Tickets $20 in advance/$25 at the door

    2 SHOWS: 7:30pm and 9:30pm at Intrepid Theater Club 1609 Blanshard St.

    Eventbrite: http://gandj.eventbrite.ca/

     

  • May2nd

    The Art of Sexy

    May 26

    10:30am-5:30pm

    Sexy, workshop, women, women's studiesWhat if I told you,
    you can be whoever you desire to be?
    What if I told you,
    you are one class away from embracing your body and being the sexy, powerful women you truly are?


    Sexy is a state of being.
    It is the core of your personal power, what sets you on fire, what draws people to you. It is something that already resides within you and only needs space and safety to fully bloom.

    In The Art of Sexy, Rosie teaches from her heart what she has learned during her practice as a burlesque performer and teacher. She has coached hundreds of women and watched their ‘sexy’ blossom.
    Let go of old limiting beliefs, love your body and be the passionate, sexy woman you want to be.
    Join Rosie for a Fun and inspirational full day class where you will let go of old ideas, start to truly love your body and redefine Sexy to include the Fabulousness that you already are.

    Special introductory class price $135

    Register at: www.artofsexy.eventbrite.ca

    Victoria location T.B.A.

    The Passion Talks: How to Make your Art your Business
    June 9
    10:30am-5:30pm

    You are a performer…an artist…a writer…a musician. You put years into being the artist, writer, performer, art, make your art your business, workshop best you can be, honing your craft, learning moves and techniques, practicing and rehearsing to produce the best possible show or product you can. You write a book, compose a concerto, cut a CD, choreograph a number.
    Now what?
    Most creatives would love nothing more than to make their art their business and actually earn a living doing something they love. The problem is that none of the dance classes, art or music lessons, workshops, seminars, books or online courses taught you anything about business.
    It’s time to ask for help.
    Workshop includes:
    -Getting into the nitty gritty of what you want to accomplish
    -Pin Point what your unique gifts are
    -Find Your Niche
    -Branding: what works, what doesn’t, how do you want to be seen
    -Setting goals that you can use as a jumping off point for your Business PlanOR creating new goals to propel your business forward
    -Sponsorship- what it is and how to create great sponsorship relationships
    -Marketing- how to get started
    -Be a Media Darling- writing great press releases and getting the media to notice what you are doing.
    -Brainstorm Session to create 5-10 ideas for different income streams that can come from your business

    This course offers a wealth of practical information, worksheets to bring home and a reading/resource list of helpful online blogs, websites and books



    $200

    Register at: www.passiontalksvictoria.eventbrite.ca

    Victoria location T.B.A.

  • April19th

    May 17 Giggles & Jiggles

    May 17
    Giggles & Jiggles

    Since people learned how to laugh and women decided to take off their clothes, Burlesque and Comedy have gone together like stilettos and stockings or moustaches and creeps. Think Lenny Bruce and Hot Honey Harlow, or Gypsy Rose Lee and the Baggy Pants Boys, but as burlesque has evolved, the classic pairing sadly drifted apart.

    FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY, Miss Rosie Bitts is workin’ it Old School. Four movers and shakers on Victoria’s Comedy scene—all fresh from their SOLD OUT run as part of the Open Mikers with Mike Delamont—join three of Canada’s HOTTEST NEO-BURLESQUE performers. Alain Williams, Darcy Collins, Duncan Polson, and Shawn O’Hara provide the giggles, while The Lady Josephine from Montreal, Vancouver’s Vava VunderBust, and Victoria’s own Silk. E. Gunz from the Cheesecake Burlesque Revue supply the jiggles. With the Cheeky and Sometimes Scandalous Miss Rosie Bitts hosting, it’s a perfect opportunity to spend a night getting Hot and Bothered AND Laughing till your sides hurt!

     
    Tickets $20 in advance/$25 at the door

    2 SHOWS: 7:30pm and 9:30pm at Intrepid Theater Club 1609 Blanshard St.

    Eventbrite: http://gandj.eventbrite.ca/

     

  • April19th

    April 29

    April 29
    Naked Girls Reading
    Rock ‘n’ Roll

    If you haven’t been to Naked Girls Reading, you have been missing out!

    “The Most Provocative Literary Series in the World” – the Globe and Mail

    What is Naked Girls Reading you ask? It is just that, NAKED GIRLS READING. We read, you enjoy. It’s a win/win situation for anyone who likes reading and naked girls. Or for girls who like to read while naked.

    This month we will be reading excerpts related to the theme “ROCK and ROLL!” Come down to Chronicles of Crime Mystery Bookshop to hear tales from the road, lyrics, and all types of rock and roll debauchery!

     

    Starring:

    Rad Juli

    Delilah D’lish

    Rosie Bitts

    Doors at 7pm, reading starts at 7:30 sharp!

    Order tickets via Eventbrite:
    http://ngr-efbevent.eventbrite.com/

    Tickets are also available at Chronicles of Crime Bookstore and Garden of Eden

    $15 in advance/$20 for VIP or $20 at the door.

  • January22nd

    Unforbidden psoter

    Silk E Gunz presents Unforbidden

    Victoria Event Centre – 1415 Broad St

    With Wild Honey, Betsy BottomDollar, Silk E Gunz, Jett MaJique, Jacqueline McLaughlin, Sarah Ginger Kittens Smith, Rosie Bitts and Lolly Lushbottom.

  • January18th

    BBP_7641_Pstr_MnScp_NoSponsors Best Bitts Productions Presents:
    ManScape!
    Rosie Bitts Shares her Favourite Men
    Staring:
    2012 King of Boylesque – Russell Bruner
    International Boylesque Star – Jett Adore
    Vancouver Islands Men of Sex – Boxers are Brief
    Magic Man – Travis Bernhardt
    Renaissance Man – Dave Morris
    Poet Extraordinaire – Jeremy Loveday
    On Piano – Jeff “Saucy Fingers” Poynter
    Stage Kitten – Vava Vunderbust
    Hosted by Man Lover – Rosie Bitts

    Feb 23, 2013, The Victoria Event Centre, 1415 Broad St.
    Doors at 8:30pm Show at 9:00pm
    Tickets are $25 in advance, $30 at the door or $30 for Reserved VIP seating
    Available online (below) or Garden of Eden